Well it's been a significantly large amount of time since the last
update and for that i really do apologise. I think however (what a
terrible apology if i go straight away to justify myself), that you'll
understand.
The last time i wrote i believe was just
before the first week of Hagnam. I have absolutly no idea what that is
in english, in hebrew too i'm fairly clueless...so helpful stuff
really... Well anyway, it means that we do guarding and cleaning duties
for a week. It means alot of not sleeping, a lot of cleaning stuff that
really doesn't make sense to clean and a lot of being cranky. That week
in particular was horrible. It was the week when Israel decided to
become freezing, rainy and push people over strength windy. Not such
great fun if people are getting hypothermia (see, i'm not just
whinging), you're having to wake up in your small amount of sleep to fix
the tent which is falling down on you (in the freezing rain) and well
anyway, i think you get the picture.
The funniest cleaning duty
that i did, which at the time i assure you i was not laughing: Sweeping
leaves off the road and putting them in the bin. Lodgical i guess....NO.
not when it's 65km/h wind and freezing ice cold rain. Please tell me
the lodgic behind sweeping up leaves in that. In fact i clearly remember
ranting about the stupidness of the task (in hebrew, BOO YE) at the
time.
Luckily i wasn't there the whole time because i
went to pick Daddy up from the airport. They were rather nice to me and
even let me leave the wednesday afternoon because Daddy's flight arrived
early thursday morning. Was incredible to see Daddy, unfortunately the
weather was a bit horrible but we were tough cookies and walked around
in the cold rain regardless.
Daddy and i didn't get up to
too much that weekend. Did a large amount of walking around Tel Aviv
and an even bigger amount of drinking coffee, which is always very funny
because coffee makes me CRAZY.
The following army week was one of the best i've had so far.
Called Shavua Prat (or personal week) It's aimed to teach us how to
storm an area alone. Not something we'd ever actually do (being alone
that is), but it's the start to learning how to do with groups. It was
hard because of the commands i had to learn. But such incredible fun.
You're running forward, stopping behind rocks, rolling and covering your
team with fire. We did it a couple of times without fire just yelling
ASH ASH ASH (fire fire fire) and then it was my turn to do it for real.
Suddenly the sky opens up and its storming. First we put on our halfas
(basically a pant and top waterproof uniform to put over the normal one)
and then i'm doing my drill. I can confirm that everything is a million
times more fun when it's muddy and rainy. I surprisingly even hit most
targets (13/15).
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Dana and Stela, two of my favourite girls.
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The next week we were in Shetach (field)
again, i swear we are never on base, we live in the field. Which is
surprisingly excellent. I'm glad i enjoy camping, lucky with that one.
The best part of that week however was that they made us a campfire.
Unfortunately i can't remember anything significant about the
rest of that week, could be because it was quite a long time ago and
well my memory isn't very good. So let's just use imagination and say i
did lots of crazy hard stuff... super soldier and that.
That weekend i went to meet Daddy in Jerusalem. I'm not sure why
but i always think that i don't like Jerusalem. Well aparrently i do
like it quite a lot, it's beautiful. We were staying on the Mount of
Olives which is in the Christian Quarter and the view was phenominal.
Spent the weekend walking around the Old City, walked ontop of the city
wall, walked underneath the Western wall we did it ALL. Oh yes, funny
moment when Dad and i were posing for a self photo i may have jumped up
and ripped my jeans extremelly hardcore in the crotch. Which left me
walking around the religious areas with a large hole in my jeans
crotch. Funny stuff.
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and this picutre caused my a crotch rip.
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The next week much of the same,
guarding, learning, and then i made a mistake. They needed a volunteer
to close Shabbat. Generally this is not needed as people have to stay
for punishment, but this week my Machlaka was well behaved (relatively)
and so when they needed a volunteer i was quick enough to put myself
up-guilty conscience i think.
But then, but then, we got
given our Pakal's. A pakal is the position in the troop.There are many
many positions; sharp shooter, section commander, Matol (matol is an
addition to the regular Micro Tavour which lets you shoot grenades as
well), Mag (the Machine Automatic Gun), Negev (a light Machine gun),
Field medic, communications (remember that radio i was talking about a
while back, yep). Anyway, the point is i got given the Negev, WOOOOO,.
But wait, not all good. I got given the negev and then got told that to
be it i would have to move classes. Well i responded not well at all.
You all know i'm sure that when i'm tired i cry. Tired Louise hears this
news and doesn't react well. I cried alot. In fact i had a day where i
just didn't stop. Tough tough me. A cute moment was when i was summoned
to talk to my commander while she was doing gate duty(checking cars
etc), as i said previously i couldn't stop crying. So i'm there saying
that i would give up my Negev position to be in the class. That there
was no way i would leave the class. As i'm saying this and crying she
says Louise stop crying because i want to cry too, i really don't want
you to leave the class. Her eyes are all teary and she hugs me (totally
not normal at all for a commander to do that). Ultimately i still don't
know what's happening with the whole class situation, but i did the week
of training anyway. Which brings us up to last week.
First of all i'm given my new Gun, 7.4kg of it. Yep. I don't
think anything will ever be heavy to me again. The week consisted of us
running around in very little time frames, one of the commanders that
took the Negevistim group told us she didn't believe in minutes. So
everything was 50 seconds, 10 seconds. Impossible time frames
essentially.
It was an incredible week, hard but great. Learning
everything new because with the Negev everything is different. One of
the coolest things though is the night lens we use. It's one eyed but
exactly like in the movies. Everything is green but like day light. You
can see very clearly.
We shot distances from 25m to 300 on single
and of course automatic. But really the best thing we did was lighting
up the night sky. I shall explain; the negev uses green and red bullets.
Green are regular and red are for the middle and the end of the chain,
so that you know where you are (there's an order of course). We shot red
bullets at night and it was incredible. Like fireworks. A small part of
me considered where the hell the bullets land...i mean the Negev fires
up to 1000m. Who knows!
The last night they told us were were going home, of course after
all was packed up and organised they decided to tell us that no, infact
we were going to stay that night as well. Oh how everyone got grumpy.
Seriously seriously grumpy. The commanders did redeem themselves
however, bought us a bunch of junkfood drinks and would you believe it
even a packet of cigarettes.
The week ended spectacularly with them letting us leave thursday
afternoon. This did mean however that i went back on public transport
after a week in the field, without showering.

And that photo is before i'd cleaned the gun. After cleaning i was
completely black. Infact my hands are still significantly blackened (and
it's saturday night).
Anyway, since we got off thursday afternoon it meant that i could
finally go rockclimbing for free in Tel Aviv. Incredible fun even when
you're 10000000% tired.
And well that brings us up to now. To a bruised, blackened and increasingly strong Louise.
Next time hopefully won't be too far away, though we are closing
shabbat again. OH forgot to mention, on thursday i got off base after 20
days. Yep closed 20 days on base. Bummer.
All my love,